What do ghosts dance to? Soul music
Why don't dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance
What kind of dance do mothers like best? The Mom-bo
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the disco? He had no body to dance with!
What is the fastest pie in the world? Merengue.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it
What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance? A cricket ball!
Whats thirty feet long and smells like piss? Line dancing at a nursing home.
Why do ants dance on jam jars? Because the jar says 'twist to open'!
What dance do women do when summer is over? Tango (tan-go)
What does a dancer do after falling in love? The horizontal mambo.
Which dance will a chicken not do? The foxtrot!
Where do fortune tellers dance? At the crystal ball.
What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite
Where did the hamburger go to dance? At the Meat ball
Where do one-legged dancers go for Breakfast? Ihop.
How do you know your fat? When you walk you do the Harlem Shake.
What do tired line dancers do? They Line Down.
What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? An Ocean "Liner".
What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.
What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A One Liner!
Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!
How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Eight. Square dancers do everything in groups of eight!
Where did the computer go to dance? To a disc-o!
What do cows like to dance to? Any kind of moosic they like!
What is good for your soul but not your soles? Dancing!
What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet
Why does a ballerina were a two two (Tutu)? Because a one one is to small and a three three is to big.
Why are all Fred Astaire dance studios on the first floor? Because they are afraid of stairs
Why did the dancer cross the road? Because she had to do it on the other side!
What do ballerinas run on? Batterie power!
What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.
What is a ducks favorite dance? The quackstep!
Why is it cool to be a dancer? Because no one tells you off for having too much attitude!
What sort of dance does a plumber do? A tap dance!
How do ballroom rumors spread? Through the GRAPEVINE
How do they dance in Saudi Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik
How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance? Voodoo like to dance with me?
Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco
How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb? Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
How do hens dance? Chick to chick
What do they say about dancing vampires? They suck!
What do you call a one legged dancer? Eileen
What do you call a dancing lamb? A baa-lerina!
What kind of dancing might you do in a sink? Tap dancing
Who needs swag when you have Gangnam Style. Mushroom
A mushroom walked into a dance club and asked this girl to dance. She replied, "Are you kidding? You are a mushroom!" And the mushroom replied, "Oh come on. I am a FUN GUY!"